By Evan Dawson, Managing Editor By now you've probably heard about the faux scandal involving Congressman Paul Ryan and his expensive bottles of Burgundy at a D.C. restaurant. If you somehow missed it, here's a quick summary: Rep. Paul Ryan goes out to dinner with some wealthy friends. Those friends decide to order two bottles of a $350 Burgundy. A woman sitting nearby recognizes Rep. Ryan and looks up the price of the bottles. The woman decides it's somehow incongruous for Rep. Ryan to talk about the government cutting spending while he's drinking expensive wine. She also wonders if his…